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10 non-repeating Unemployed Philosophers Guild products
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Loteria El Corazón Soap
A beautifully illustrated anotomical heart offers an important reminder for thorough hygiene: Clean every nook, cranny, atrium, and ventricle. Does or
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Loteria El Diablito Soap
Inspired by the classic Lotería card, El Diablito brings a little mischief to the sink. Wash up and remember: Dirty hands are the Devil's playthings.
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Lotería La Sirena Soap
The legendary siren calls from the deep with an irresistible invitation: Let yourself be lured into the bath. Does ordinary soap leave your bathroom d
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04
Neverland Fairy Dust Scented Candle
A fragrance for moonlit flights and awfully big adventures. Dewy greens, solar jasmine, cyclamen, and a handful of lovely wonderful thoughts come toge
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Gatsby Scented Candle
With notes of juniper berry, frozen mint, and soft musk , this fragrance inspired by The Great Gatsby captures the shimmer of distant lights and quiet
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Henrietta Pussycat Magnetic Personality
From Mister Rogers' Neighborhood comes Henrietta Pussycat, who lives in a treehouse in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe. Shy and gentle, she loves fan
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Fall Foliage Mug
Fill this heat-changing mug with a hot beverage and watch the green leaves of summer transform into fall's russet and tawny hues. Ever-present is a qu
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Monsters of Folklore Playing Card Set
Deal yourself a legendary hand. This standard deck of 54 playing cards features monsters and supernatural beings drawn from folklore and urban legends
$12.95View pick
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Mohs' Scale of Minerals Hardness Mug
With it's sleek design and cool color palette, the Mohs' Scale of Mineral Hardness Mug feels just as at home in the field as it does at the breakfast
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Bar Trivia Dish Towel
You don't have to be a bartender or trivia champion to appreciate the Bar Trivia Dish Towel, featuring 27 fascinating facts and figures about cocktail
$14.95View pick
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